Let's try compile the funny conversations that our children, or even ourselves when we were young, in this thread. Here is my own funny conversation with my aunt when I was little.
Me: Please scratch my back because I can't reach it.
Aunt: Go to the post and rub your back against it.
Me: *started crying*
Father: Why are you crying?
Me: Because aunt told me to go to the post and rub my back. But the post doesn't have a hand!
