Let's try compile the funny conversations that our children, or even ourselves when we were young, in this thread. Here is my own funny conversation with my aunt when I was little.

Me: Please scratch my back because I can't reach it.
Aunt: Go to the post and rub your back against it.
Me: *started crying*
Father: Why are you crying?
Me: Because aunt told me to go to the post and rub my back. But the post doesn't have a hand!

;)

When he was little, he was always taking his hat off and his mother kept telling him that he would catch pneumonia. One night she said it and a friend of theirs had just got done telling them that he was being treated for pneumonia. Zach pipes up "Mommy, if I might get pneumonia and I'm only 5 then Randy must have old-monia cuz he's way old."

My daughter was in a bouncy chair once and ended up sneezing while eating some baby food. The cat was not pleased by this as its the first time the cat had attempted to go new the "new loud thing". :D

When I was a toddler I didn't move about much or even talked much for that matter. My mom would always share my dinner but didn't give it to me. She would give the other kids their dinner. I would then touch her on her leg and say "Mom, where is my dinner". They found it very funny, I am sure I didn't.