My youngest daughter the other day looked at me and said; "Mummy, I just tooted out of both bums".

I asked her what she meant, about both bums and she said; "I have two bums mummy, and I tooted out of both of them!".

I loved this, because I was just about her age when I informed my mother that I had two bums too :D

Lol, I can't say I ever thought I had two bums. My husband has informed me he has two as well and had to explain it to me. Apparently I was either well informed or just too serious to ponder how many I had. Its adorable though and I can see her confusion.

Okay, not ashamed to admit I'm lost. I'm imagining the two being both buttock cheeks but it could be the rear-end and facial cheek. Not sure here. But children indeed say the darndest things. Is anyone here old enough to remember the Art Linkletter series?

Hahahaha! Very cute! I'm not ashamed to admit I've got a little weight to lose so sometimes I feel like I've got enough there for 2 bums too, unfortunately!

Ha!

I thought some pretty crazy stuff when I was still a young kid myself!

I think these sort of things are rather common and even natural.

That's just part of being a kid I think! :D