So when do they develop the self preservation instinct? Cause my 3 year old still doesn't have it. I'm here to tell you, poking my last button is equally as dangerous as jumping off a cliff with a broken glider.

This boy is just VROOOOOOM! Hitting the dog, dragging his table and chairs in to the kitchen to get in to things, he has an obsession with knives and if I forget to empty the washing machine he is right in there, heck he turns it off to pull the knives out. Why???? It's instinctive, because we rarely eat things we can't cut with our forks!!! And I'm a weird meat eater, I'll start a thread where I demand we all admit our weirdest habits next. Because I'm that weird. No knife involved... lol

He's so busy, in to everything, and TALKING BACK! He told me to "SHUT IT! MAMA!"

I say shut it, not shut up. But I don't say it to him!!! And I don't think I say it that often! So he probably heard me holler at his dad for something. Grrr... lol

3 year old free to good home! But you gotta take the dog too. Apply inside. References required.